so, i have these 3 groups of friends, right? i have emerald and her group, paige and her group (they are my neighbors) and matt and that group. none of the 3 have yet met eachother, but ive known matt alex and meg for a long time. these others are new.

so emerald has been living in broomfield, at this house with like 5 other people. 2 of them, a couple, hated the rest, and stole a bunch of shit. so the people whose stuff was stolen went to their house, and lots of drama came about.

but crazier are crazy dan and the aussies. dan is the brother of zach, who is dating my neighbor paige. dan is apparently daing vanessa, who is paiges best friend. kinda weird. so one time dan freaks out while drunk, breaks zachs jaw, and they dont speak for a week or two. they apologized last night. then dan freaks out AGAIN, after i left, he cut himself breaking shit, bled all over the apartment, cops were called, more shit went down.

and then there is the aussies. they met paige and then the rest of us through a mutual friend. they came over on tuesday or something, we all drank and played beer pong, and we all thought they were awesome. they told us they were from australia, all this stuff, spoke with an aussie accent, even had all these weird little things to make us think they were more australian.

turns out they arent from australia, but new orleans. and they might not be brothers. their names arent what they told us.

we are so confused.